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• Most corporations in Canada are run by a committee of two hockey players and Rush
• The majority of computers in the world are, or used to be, gifts for people's grandparents.
• The worldwide anti-smoking campaign is lead by people who were not cool enough in high school to smoke. Since these "geeks" went on to become scientists and doctors, they were able to fake years of research and somehow convince the world that there is a direct link between cigarettes and cancer.
• The average starting salary for a Catholic priest is $86,000/year.
• About 7% of "spam" e-mail stock tips are sent from the offices of Merrill Lynch.
• Most insider trading is committed outside.
• The online "indie" zine Pitchfork Media is owned and operated by Sony Music.
• The website MySpace is owned by the AOL Time Warner Company.
• ENRON owns McDonald's.
• Corporate Welfare was founded on May 13th, 1942
• 47% of all banks robbed were asking for it.
• Double-entry bookkeeping is actually not a porn title but a tool corporations use to mask half of their profits
• All iPods, except for the first generation, are bulletproof.
• 5% of the people who add information to this page are immature young teenagers that are now being studied while getting/giving a blowjob. The other 95% are being studied just for the hell of their sex.
• Victoria's secret is that shes a he
• Corporations can't legally own children unless they obtain them with the use of a time machine and a rag of ether.
• Intel is short for Internal.
• Microsoft owns the copyright for three animals.
• Photoshop was sued by Microsoft for stealing code from Microsoft's Paint application.
• The New York Times was originally porn.

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