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• My dear web designer, it is nice. Budapest tourists http://news.meta.ua/redirect.php?url=oldtravels.net&Budape
• Timbaland lives in an igloo.
• Doctors hate rain.
• Mitt Romney has a pierced tongue.
• Farmer Frances did not have a lobotomy. Everybody only thinks so because Woody Guthrie wrote a song about it.
• It was Kurt Vonnegut, not Neil Young, who coined the phrase "It is better to burn out, than to fade away."
• Japanese people can not pronounce the letter "v".
• Statistical models show that Thomas Edison will win the War of Currents in 2040 when cheap ubiquitous solar panels fill the power grid with DC power
• Mekhi Phifer is the voice of Toucan Sam.
• Underneath all his KISS makeup, Gene Simmons is black.
• Moby gives 60% of his money to charity but also spends 3% of it on soy caviar.
• You never see Chris Kattan on TV anymore 'cause he invented the Hybrid car and now he's rich.
• Jane Fonda is a polytheist.
• James Blunt is 14 years old.
• J.D. Salinger = Fatboy Slim.
• Ann Coulter is a Christmas present.
• Babe Ruth is a ghost.
• None of the lyrics on Ice T's new album rhyme.
• Ever since his 2003 retirement, Jay Z hasn't opened his mouth.
• Marylin Monroe is sick and in the hospital.
• Ted Kennedy is not related to John F. Kennedy. Different Kennedys.
• Casey Casem is obese.
• Mr. T was a draft-dodger.
• David Blaine is illiterate.
• Dr. Dre is married to Susan Powter.
• Albert Einstein was a Shriner.
• There are more people in England than there are grains of sand in the world.
• Jason Rankins really is the alter-dimensional counterpart to Ryan Jenkins.
• Andy Rooney used to announce for the NBA.
• Ted Danson's skeleton consists mainly of brine shrimp.
• i dislike emma as much as i dislike not doodying for two weeks
• emma- (noun) a crazy girl with absoultely no life who also classifys as a lesbian

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