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• Caitlin is not a tool.
• Mike V could kill Chuck Norris
• France was originally named "hairy pit land" but was changed because everyone knows that french people like the element of surprise.
• Abraham Lincoln simply *hated* the color red.
• The fastest typist alive is an 83-year-old former secretary who can type the entire Bible in less than a day.
• Johnny Carson was once sued by an elderly man for using the man's pool to conduct mindreading experiments for up to 400 hours at a time. The case was settled out of court for a reported $402,000.
• Blair Neal is the reason Waldo is hiding.
• George W. Bush is Santa Clause.
• Florida senator Bill Nelson (D) had a high school job as Minnie Mouse in Walt Disney World.
• Austin St. John, who portrayed the red ranger on T.V.'s "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" was an illegal immigrant and has since been deported.
• George W. Bush's senior thesis at Yale was titled "Weather Symbology in the songs of John Foggerty [sic] and Creedence Clearwater Revival".
• Brittany Hamtil searches this site every week for her name. Unfortunately, there is nothing worth posting about her.
• All Germans are descendants of Mohammed.
• President George W. Bush's passport lists his occupation as "cowboy".
• 46% of living Americans have touched Bill Clinton.
• The average Jew makes more money than the combined average of five black people.
• Fame actually is a drug
• Shakira is not Hispanic, she's just very tan and did well in high school Spanish..
• You had sex with a wild cow.
• Billy Corgan's vocal quality is merely a means of annoying his father, who always told him "If you keep talking in that voice, it'll get stuck that way forever."

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