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• Malcolm Perez, the sole founder of Doctors Without Borders, thought up the organization's name first, and its purpose second.
• Trash bags are designed to be too slippery for most insects to crawl out of.
• You can ejaculate out of almost any hole in your body, however most people choose to use their urethra.
• The shape of the modern stop sign was chosen for its close resemblance to the square
• Sundials are only truly accurate around the North or South poles during the summer solstice.
• It is possible to think yourself to death. However, hospitals usually list "Second Hand Smoke" as the cause of death in these cases.
• If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write the bible (without the punctuation).
• 99% of statistics are lies
• The popular TV show The A-Team is a subliminal message.
• Masterbation is pretty much the same thing as vomitting.
• According to a poll in the June issue of Stuff magazine, most men usually go to the bathroom intending to urinate and end up masterbating instead, at least once a day.
• The second coming of Jesus Christ occured on September 17th, 1992, in the middle of the Sahara desert. Jesus died of dehydration before reaching civilization-- He insisted "A donkey will be faster than a big white horse!"
• In the early days of television most sets were sold locked to one channel. This was due to the shortage of variable resistor fluid stemming from World War 2.
• People in Mexico never see clouds.
• Victoria's secret is that shes flat
• emma is actually a bipolar rat named bob
• Zane is a tool
• I have counted to infinity. Twice.
• The phrase "one hand washes the other" was coined by Benjamin Franklin after he invented the two-handed soap bar.

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