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From the Terrible Information database

George W. Bush is a lesbian.
Jews can not snap their fingers.
One of every three people can recite the alphabet blindfolded.
14% of all self-described punks know that myspace is owned by Rupert Murdoch
Bob forgot to pay Jill for services rendered yesterday. In most European countries Jill would legally own any property, money, or pieces of the electromagnetic spectrum allotted to him. (Coincedentally, this is how Morse started his own transatlantic radio network.)
Tom Jones actually fell in love with a "Pussy Cat" thus inspiring the hit "What's new pussycat?"
Santa Exists, but he's Jewish
Paris hilton is naming her child France
Oprah Winfrey was born a man. Originally born Franky s(he) made up the whole thing about being named Orpah and got a sex change.
The Olsen "twins" were born two years apart from each other.
Roy Orbison's real name is Chris Sphereval.
Paris Hilton is a transvestite.
Michael Jordan isn't really that good at Basketball, he's just photogenic.
Rikki Lake was named after a pond.
John Coltrane stole every instrument he ever owned.
William S. Burrough's Naked Lunch is based on the David Cronenberg film of the same name.
Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck share clothes with each other.
While it is true that the German populace largely loves David Hasselhoff, the Danish detest him strongly and have burned him in effigy every year on his birthday since 1993
Peter Paggi once punched the rain out of a cloud.
15% of school bus drivers hold PhDs.