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• The average man spends 20% of his day wondering what he can and can not lift with his penis.
• God will not reveal himself to mankind until 2050, in a one night show with Joan Osbourne. Jesus will introduce Ms. Osbourne.
• R. Kelly is the messiah
• Cat Mazza was once married to Dog (the bounty hunter)
• Im a 17% favorate to punch your mom in the stomach and kiss your dad
• Brittany Hamtil ruined my bar mitzvah
• Approximately 20% of all people hate the other 80%.
• Black people pee blue.
• Michael Moore has two wives.
• Although author Tim O'Brien is not legally blind, he cannot see.
• 99% of all African Americans are black
• 68% of homeless people have traveled back or forward in time
• 89% of women harbor a secret desire to be extremely overweight
• Zane sends the best e-mails EVER. Every time I get one I smile!
• The saying "having two left feet" stems from Joseph Hubusch, a travelling salesman for ballet uniforms whose right foot was deformed.
• 100% of all weed will get you high
• There is a 100% chance my dad is gay
• daVinci stole most of his inventions.
• Buddha was just joking around.
• Jesus Christ's middle name was "danger."

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