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• applejackzzzzz tastes like apples.
• Linux is just a GUI for MS-DOS
• for every parachute that does not open, a condom breaks.
• Blinking causes blindness.
• At a Scientists Organization meeting in 1980, a vote only narrowly lost to rename the element phosphor as "glow-in-the-dark-or".
• penis
• Dead iguanas do not decay.
• After Senator Ted Stevens' comments about the workings of the internet, a study was performed that showed the internet is, in fact, a dump truck and not a series of tubes.
• A young boy in Florida invented a cure for Chicken Pox, mixing coconut juice and his father's cocaine. The cure is, of course, illegal and the boy had just been trying, of course, to make Coca-Cola.
• No birds can fly and eat at the same time, except for the Great Blue Heron, which can only eat while flying.
• Lightning never strikes.
• Penguins can fly. They just walk faster.
• There are exactly 15 species of domesticated Jew, with 5 of the feral species in Australia
• Carrots are considered to be "nature's birth control."
• When distilled under nitrogen for 24 hours, estrogen can be used as an effective natural alternative to Peptobismol
• The number of elephants in Africa has tripled in the past six months.
• Sunburns heal roughly five times faster in a completely dark room than in a dimly-lit room.
• Most scientists believe that the umbilicus (aka "belly button") on humans will eventually evolve into a third ear.
• The hottest place in the entire world is a "nutsack" (145 degrees Celsius), that is where the expression "burning in my loins" comes from.
• All women have a barcode on the underside of their right breast

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