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• A shark was caught of the coast of Martha's Vineyard; when cut open, a sleeping Jake Oliver and 500lbs of profilactics were found in in its stomach.
• The species Raphus Cucullatus was given the common name "Dodo bird" after it became extinct, in order to mock the species for being "so pathetic" and "unfit."
• If you have ringworm, you will crave chalk.
• Big prostate means big fun!
• It is impossible to stand on one leg and pee.
• Cell phones operate on the radio frequency 135.9 F.M.
• You can still get Bubonic Plague by smelling your fingers after wiping your butt.
• Most computer cables are actually tubes of superconductive air.
• The JPEG compression algorithm is so complex that only three people in the world understand it fully, and they like to keep to themselves
• The average monkey's brain is twice the size of a human brain. However, the monkey brain has 50% less surface area.
• Protons, electrons and neutrons were all made up.
• If you spray clorox up your butt, you will trip for 7-9 weeks
• Radio waves can't travel through water.
• The act of boiling an egg reduces the amount of a chemical known as norepherine, colloqually known as "the essence of the young."
• The TI-89 calculator will give an incorrect result for the following input: 24555+7778.
• Cyprus trees are extinct, any currently standing Cyprus tree is plastic.
• Any computer made after 1992 will automatically shut down if you spill water on it.
• Asians have half as many genes as Americans
• The average penis size is actually 5 inches, but so many men lie about their size it is reported as 6 inches.
• It is physically impossible for a male to masturbate more than 4 times in one day.

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