Category: Science
From the Terrible Information database
- Sand that gets in your eye can end up in your brain.
- Studies show that robots love ice cream, even though they have no digestive systems!
- Jimmy Carter cannot in fact fly, but he did invent the airplane.
- New Zealand has the highest occurrence of skin cancer due to the extraordinary high levels of methane gas escaping from sheep feces, causing the ozone layer to diminish.
- Quicksand is fictitious
- Common garden snakes shed their skin every 30 seconds.
- When all factors are taken into consideration, the red marl is actually the fastest animal on the planet
- Dogs won't breed in captivity.
- Most salt is actually people in disguise
- The programing language Java was named as such due to an extreme mispelling of its intended name, AAAvvvjjjjjjjaaaaaavvvvvvvdjjjajjajaaAAA++.
- Fish cannot cry, but clams can.
- 2, 76, 1154, 4072 are the only even prime numbers.
- Dogs can only see in black, white and mauve.
- All creatures on earth have been devolving for 1000s of years.
- Even retards don't know the cure for cancer
- The longest penis ever recorded was 5 feet, and weighed 85 pounds.
- There is a command in C/C++ called install_really_bad_virus(int socket), which installs a really bad virus on the computer connected to the other end of the socket specified in the parameters.
- Alchemy class has recently taken the place of chemistry class in most American high schools
- The possum is the only animal that can live nocturnally or during the day time
- Masturbation is a known result of phallic enlargement
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